Lyrics

Get ready to get ready
The camera’s comin’ on
Don't need a secretary
You can do it in your home
Business meeting starting
We all see you yawn
but something's looking weird
Your camera angle's wrong

Oh. My. God.

Don't zoom in your underwear
We don’t wanna see what ya got down there
You’ll be the talk of the company
They’ll all say what they could see
Don't zoom in your underwear
Try to be more self-aware
We all like to strut our stuff
But we have seen more than enough
Don't zoom in your underwear
Don't zoom in your underwear

We’re all trying to tell you
But ya got yourself on mute
Janice from HR
Is gonna wanna talk to you
Things like this are good for gossip
They get around
And I don’t really think you'll
ever live this down

What. The. Ugh.

Don't zoom in your underwear
We don’t wanna see what ya got down there
You’ll be the talk of the company
They’ll all say what they could see
Don't zoom in your underwear
Try to be more self-aware
We all like to strut our stuff
But we have seen more than enough
Don't zoom in your underwear
Don't zoom in your underwear

I am freaking glad I am not the one
Cuz buddy, I would have to take my losses and run
But looking on the bright side, it could be worse, you know
You coulda gone full commando

Don't zoom in your underwear
We don’t wanna see what ya got down there
You’ll be the talk of the company
They’ll all say what they could see
Don't zoom in your underwear
Try to be more self-aware
We all like to strut our stuff
But we have seen more than enough
Don't zoom in your underwear
Don't zoom in your underwear

(c) Emmeleine & Bill O'Hanlon